Cuba Gooding’s Career on Life Support
I was watching “Jerry Maguire” last weekend and it reminded me how Cuba Gooding, Jr. won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor that year. Compare that with the barrage of stinkers that he’s involved with in the recent years, one would wonder how his career is thriving.
Of course, he can continue to sell out and ruin his career by doing movies that are almost considered a WMD, or decide to follow a few pointers from an idiot who name wouldn’t be involved with the silver screen even if he tries:
- Just stop for a second and look at your trainwreck of a repertoire in IMDB. I mean–Jesus H. Christ–what were you smoking when you signed up for “Daddy Day Camp” after doing “Boat Trip?” Quit doing “sloppy seconds” sequels.
- Fire your agent. See #1. Anyone who even thought about giving you those options should be burned alive.
- STOP DOING COMEDIES FOR A WHILE. Wikipedia states that you vowed not to do another comedy again. Since then you did the stab-my-eyes-with-a-fork “Norbit” and “Daddy Day Camp.”
- Take guest starring role in any of CSI’s or Law and Orders and play, like, a psychotic character or something. It worked for Matthew Modine and that Cynthia Nixon.
- Stalk Cameron Crowe to the point of getting a restraining order and ask him to put you in one of his movies again.
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