How to Act Like an A$$ @ /.
I was reading this post on /. today and I could not help but say “WTF?” to myself. It gets more asinine when people are actually giving serious responses and providing insights about working for Microsoft or Google. And then I came across this response:
“I am thinking of settling down, and I have been fortunate enough to receive offers of marriage from both a Brazilian supermodel and an Italian supermodel. This has left me with a bit of a conundrum, however – I’m having real difficulty deciding which offer to accept. Putting aside the life of incredible wealth and sexual satisfaction I am sure to receive either way, what is the Slashdot community’s take on this? Am I crazy not to go with the Brazilian? I am especially interested in the insight of others who have married supermodels, in particular those who may have experienced what it’s like to date models of both nationalities.”
BAM! Exactly what I was thinking. Funny thing was it was marked “5 points for being funny.” I have two words to that person who posted the question: Die already…you condescending son of a bi0tch.
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